Roses Are Red, Nuts Are Brown

SEGA L'éveilleur®
1 min readAug 20, 2016

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Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it’s stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet and the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets, it comes out dripping and it starts to sag. It’s not what you think…

It’s a LIPTON Tea Bag…

Get your mind out of the gutter and have a nice day! 😊

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SEGA L'éveilleur®
SEGA L'éveilleur®

Written by SEGA L'éveilleur®

Technologist, Strategist, Analyst, Consultant, WealthMgr/Realtor, Perception & Crisis Controller At Aliensmedia Communications. Founder/President SIAF.

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